Funny conversation with friends, guidebot? Well, okay.
Friend #1:Hey, see those Afghans over there?
Friend #2:Uh, yeah.
Friend#1 blows up his crisp packet, stands behind Friend #2
Me:The fuck are you doing, Aaron?
Friend#1:burst the packet.
Friend#2:HOLY JESUS FUCK TAKE COVER
Friend#2 dives under the table.
Friend#1 brays like a fucking donkey.
I tip my Lilt over the smug prick's head. Now everyone knows why I stopped taking my knife to college. Well, that and that act from '07 or whenever, after that black kid got stabbed to death. I'd probably get arrested if I carried a knife around with me these days.