June 2011
3 posts
kaxbeokay:
seppukrow:
Part of true love is accepting someone for who they are no matter what they are.
“The love you receive is only equal to the love you give.”
You two are friggin’ pathetic.
The hell?
Funny conversation with friends, guidebot? Well, okay.
Friend #1: Hey, see those Afghans over there?
Friend #2: Uh, yeah.
Friend#1 blows up his crisp packet, stands behind Friend #2
Me: The fuck are you doing, Aaron?
Friend#1: burst the packet.
Friend#2: HOLY JESUS FUCK TAKE COVER
Friend#2 dives under the table.
Friend#1 brays like a fucking donkey.
Me: Racist fuck.
I tip my Lilt over the smug prick's head. Now everyone knows why I stopped taking my knife to college. Well, that and that act from '07 or whenever, after that black kid got stabbed to death. I'd probably get arrested if I carried a knife around with me these days.
